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Cody Rhodes' Dick Shaving Advice
« on: August 25, 2009, 11:35:22 AM »
I'm sorry, but I couldn't resist making this into a thread. Just when you thought the oil didn't imply enough...just when you thought Ted DiBiase was shirtless a little too often...just when you thought Cody was a little too close to kissing Shawn (on a Sunday even!), here comes TV-PG WWE Superstar Cody Rhodes with advice on shaving your pubic hair. God help us all.

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SERIOUSLY?

SERIOUSLY.

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« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2009, 11:37:44 AM »
I mean, if only X-Pac had been suggesting razors for me when I was a young teenager.

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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2009, 11:40:09 AM »
This is the best thing Matt.com has ever done.

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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2009, 11:50:46 AM »
Cody Rhodes: Crotch-Shaving Zelda Nerd

I think it's pretty sensible, myself.

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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2009, 12:12:58 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2009, 12:26:05 PM »
This thread needs that "teenage dreams in a teenage circus" song.

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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2009, 12:27:26 PM »
Awesome.   A "parts unknown" reference.


I wonder how much he hates himself after this.

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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2009, 12:46:34 PM »
best rib ever.

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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2009, 01:05:09 PM »
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Cody Rhodes: Crotch-Shaving Zelda Nerd

I think it's pretty sensible, myself.

Oh god he's me. I also enjoy a questionably hetero relationship with an heir.


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This thread needs that "teenage dreams in a teenage circus" song.

This thread needs that Mark Morrison song "Return of the Mack" because that song is bossssss

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This is the best thing Matt.com has ever done.


Had you been on the lookout for advice?

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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2009, 08:15:13 PM »
Im a huge Cody Rhodes fan now.  I can now put all his losses down to him forgetting to shave thus hes uncomfortable.

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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2009, 11:38:19 PM »
I loved how he didn't actually give any advice other than to use Gillette.
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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2009, 01:10:33 AM »
This is PG-friendly.

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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2009, 02:17:58 AM »
Where "PG" = "penis grooming".

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« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2009, 03:41:06 AM »
Bryan Danielson: I have until five...excuse me...the fifth date to groom my bikini area with Gilette.